He was a Murphy’s law and order R… Everyone who can be locked up will be locked up
Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food
When I was a kid the rule was one kid got to pour two glasses of Coke and the other kid
The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:
A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room
My astrologer credited her work wi… for the discovery of a thirteenth… Jello the Jellyfish which shares the sting of my erstw… but is distinguished by a spineles…
I went to a personal branding work… only to find that my most marketab… leveraging value from a lack of or… lends itself more to generics
Free speech is when you can say anything you want as long as you don’t really believe it
If we’re to believe the internet a hero’s journey consists of a hero who goes on an adventure, is victorious in a decisive crisis… and comes home changed or transfor…
Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…
If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest
In a Hegelian reversal, I couldn’t com– plain but it would help
I’m not afraid of being alone and I’m not afraid of dying but I am afraid of dying alone
As mysterious as the caterpillar bursting into the butterfly a lifetime of following all the ru… somehow prepared them to change all the rules
Wittgenstein’s fly in the bottle consults the map for directions to find the map