If, after 10/7 you have the chutzpah to ask What just happened? their answer– It didn’t just happen–
You may or may not realize it yet But you’re in the army If you do You’ve got your marching orders; It’s up to you to follow them
God broke in half-way through my prayer and said You’re on mute
The US Constitution rules out cruel and unusual punishment but that and a nickel will get you 1% of a cup of coffee now that cruelty is the usual
Average academics Have a pet theory Dominant academics Have a pet theory about pet theori…
We used to have the haves and the have nots But then the haves were further subdivided into the haves and the have to
Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD
There were 102 passengers on the… So why only 101 dalmatians?
The most common rookie mistake is thinking that because you know what you were saved from that you also know what you were saved for
I may look like a tall glass of water but be– ware, I’m half empty
Updating Nietzsche– If you stare into the abyss at least the abyss stares back at…
The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb
I was an idea man with one good idea and I have no idea why they stole my idea of a good t… when they could just have it
Skulls of Roman glad– iators indicate high rates of C.T.E.
Peace is not the goal It is the byproduct of the goal The goal is obvious Which is why we can’t see it