If as according to us their problem is being worse than… at least they can get better But our problem
She believed me when I said that my life was based on a true story
When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school
Hunting on your own might make you a lone wolf but thinking for yourself makes you a lone ant
In order to minimize intra-tribal… while aggressively pursuing class… progressive educated elites turn t… like common schoolyard bullies And the fact that you can only
We hit it off: she’d declawed her cats and I’d plucked my cacti’s needles
Now that everything is at last Out in the open People shut their eyes Not to escape the truth But to hide from their own blindne…
What if Vladimir and Estragon had actually been stalling for Godot
Wonder Woman’s invisible jet was like a stratospheric glass cei… preventing her from flying like Superman
Consider the vowel: In Marxism, the last shall remain… as the second A in materialism always becomes the second E in mat… And in capitalism, of course
It’s a modern miracle: With social media You can finally Have your fake And be it too
If I said– The worst thing you can say about… is that he always plays it safe– then he sounds like a perfectly ni… But when I say–
It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been
If, after 10/7 you have the chutzpah to ask What just happened? their answer– It didn’t just happen–
Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis