In our western culture you shan’t take pride in the power you’ve cultivated over the Other so you have to convince yourself
I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut
Most people can get away with sweeping a few things under the ru… but when I started working at the… I couldn’t help noticing how the rugs looked like
In 2019 KLM Airlines began advertising that you should take the train instead; it felt like being asked to open up the marriage
I may have a way with words but the metaverse is fast doing away with words
Because I never learned anything… I learned the hard way that it’s the only way to learn anything at all
And then it hit me: My lone flaw is not admitt– ing to any flaws
It’s because certain questions will get you killed that certain other questions are also answers
In the last stage of capitalism the rich will be ascetics
When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience
A rising tide lifts all boats But a rising sea floods all moats
It’s still wise not to panic but now it’s because you need to keep your powder dry for a moral panic
You can’t be free of self-consciousness so you have to be free with self-consciousness; we call this condition
The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…
I was an idea man with one good idea and I have no idea why they stole my idea of a good t… when they could just have it