I never knew who they thought I really was until I finally staked my claim
The distorting effects of social m… have left us warped But we’ve made the best of it seeking our daily pleasure in deciding what
Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law
Generation X Marks the Spot Where a hex Is an aught But a flex
At the end of life you can either say I brought it or I bought it
When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
Do me a favor and riddle me this: Is he favored to win Because he’s our favorite Or is he our favorite Because he’s favored to win?
It didn’t matter that I’d been scrupulously carbon neutral; my interlocutors persisted until I realized that the desire to make… had left a vast carbon footprint o…
I used to believe that if no one was unwanted there would be no more Wanted post… Now I think that because we can never stop wanting
With all other things human beings must guard against what is too good to be true in order to stay alive With God
A leader attracts a following The following attracts a crowd The crowd mobs the leader The leader forms a mob The mob goes mental
Step up to bat– It’s you against the world First base– Doubt yourself Second base–
Because we are social beings whenever people said they have no… they always meant they have no soc… Real life was social life But now social life is short for
Poets are to their poems As parents are to their children Preparing them for the world Without knowing what they will do
In my third marriage I went all in on being present in the moment When she left she said that being with me