During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity
If you’ve been put in an impossibl… Consider the possibility that you Have been asked to do the impossib… And that a good leader Would never ask you to do
The kingdom of heaven is like two otherwise mediocre individuals making a great couple
Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest
What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene
As users of language we give off meaning the same way that plants as users of sunlight give off oxygen
Every night when I go to sleep my dreams fulfill my dearest wishe… so that I can make it through anot… But the metaverse is a dreamscape where your avatar is only allowed…
Aristocracy failed because it couldn’t keep some of the people happy all of the time Democracy is failing because
Two roads diverged the one to the left leading up the garden path the one to the right leading down the garden path
Liberalism without religion is lik… dining at an all-you-can-eat buffe… There’s plenty of everything but everything is so-so Religion without liberalism is lik…
I’m neither handy nor a dandy but my wife still finds me handy d…
In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me
We believe that God is being because it’s our only way to access God as meaning
When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap