The pleasure of a new discovery is only exceeded by the satisfaction of making a recommendation
A fair competition Is one in which No one can win So that everyone Has an equal chance
My dad was a very religious man He always told me You’ve made your bed now you’ve got to not eat in it
If it can’t be fixed but it must be fixed it stands to reason that you should keep trying the easy fix
There was no end in sight but we put an end to that by losing our sight And all we could hear was the sound of violence
This is a much simpler question than What does a woman want? Hamas wants to kill all Jews in Israel
There’s no time like the present as we now reside outside of time inside a stalled clockworks as useless cogs in the rundown machine
I have what I need I know what I want I do all that I can until my day… My God does all the rest Or
Humble pie is A required taste Until it becomes An acquired taste
Rock and roll may be dead but it’s got one of the great corp… like a dead horseshoe crab
When I said That’s none of your business they replied Actually, that’s our entire busine…
When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
When I was a kid people grew on me like grass Now they’re more like sod
I have just complet– ed my memoirs: One Hundred Years of Solid Food
It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect