Everyone wants to drive a wedge between the monotheists and the Da… when the only real difference is that the former believe this land was made for you and me
Staring at your phone came to be known as the thousand yard stare
I can’t say I have wants and needs; mainly I don’t want to be needy
In communist Russia no one wanted to be seen to be the first person to stop clapping for Stalin In America today
Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done
Right up until the last revision it said Life, liberty and the hot pursuit…
My social medi– a persona is the mime who just won’t shut up
A woman’s air of mystery is intended as the breath of life but received by men as a crime to be solved
If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value
Looking for signs of intelligent l… We imagine their supremely advance… Like somnolent caterpillars Dreaming up fabulous cocoons of th…
The difference between a materiali… Is that a materialist finds it rat… That dark matter and energy must b… Because it makes their calculation… But fears they’ll never find it
In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar
I was afraid of death which is to say afraid to live until I chose my hill to die on For in deciding where
The worst-case scenario comes true when enough people believe it’s the best case scenario
The answer man is left with a ques… What does a woman want? The question woman is stuck with a… A good man is hard to find but eas…