There is hiding yourself and there is hiding from yourself; the former is often
When women need a break from the m… they must be able to endure a whole lot of his navel gazing
Mysticism, esoteric knowledge, these are euphemisms for what’s hiding in plain sight: We are not alone
The most useful secret agents Are those who don’t know the secre… That they are agents of warfare
The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible
We expect a fiduciary relationship with our financial advisors and all they do is help handle the money Yet we so often fail
Civilization began when a discussion group convened to debate the meaning of the phras… The less said, the better
The opposite of failure Isn’t success It’s epic failure
It never snows anymore in Baltimore but it did before you left open the refrigerator doo…
All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior
Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski
I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids
God’s command to cells was slightly different: be fruitful and divide
People wonder how long it will tak… AI to get smarter than us but the smart money is on us getting dumber than AI first
The fruit of the tree of knowledge… Has fully ripened In the form of the internet Which looms large With the promise of looming catast…