When at last my colleagues convinced me to go out after work and I’d relaxed enough to drop my… everyone could finally see my helm…
Feminism’s big mistake is thinking it can use a power vac… to clean up the patriarchy’s mess
Woe betide the man who accepts an apology
The answer man is left with a ques… What does a woman want? The question woman is stuck with a… A good man is hard to find but eas…
They can kick you out and send you to Siberia but they can’t kick God out of Siberia
Going home had come to feel like dining in a restaurant where the food is celebrated but the customers merely tolerated
The internet is the opposite of th… When a memory is repressed you get it back even though you can’t remember it But when it is memory-holed
The one path to a sustainable future is understanding that people will only agree to cuts in their standard of livin…
Heads I bite my tongue Tails You cut it off
When we poll people about what the weather in heaven is like the most popular answer perhaps not surprisingly is like a cold day in hell
If it’s not anticlimactic it wasn’t worth all the effort
A record sounds the same every time you play it A broken record is intolerable because it isn’t broken, it’s just…
In my experience it’s not necessarily true that one plus one must equal two The sum is nearly always
Whether or not “art is the proper task of life” the transition to AI-generated synthetic media will complete the debasement of th…
The number one rule For doing a number on us Is taking a number Because when our number comes up It’s only ever because our days ar…