If you count the rings on a tree stump it will tell you the cost of doing business
There’s a groove I’ve been going… just between heroic and anti-heroi… that’s perfectly romantic But betwixt the truth-teller and the soothsayer
They say seeing is believing but believing is doing so, logically, seeing is doing and I see what you’re doing so, I know what you believe
Everybody knows That everybody hates group project… But everybody is a group project Which is why everybody hates thems… Unless the group wisdom
The only reason to pursue fame is to forestall the possibility that you’re the kind of person who would die wishing you’d been more famous
Life used to be hard And that’s how we liked it So much that we used to say Hurry up and wait In the understanding that
Nobody invents themselves so we’re left to choose between perfecting or reinventing ourselve… Nobody’s perfect of course
Social media is proof of concept That you can please Some of the people all of the time And this starts to feel mighty pow… But this feeling is a forgetting
The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them
Life is a give and take And since he’ll never give any cri… Because he can’t take any criticis… A people pleaser is the walking de…
In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap
The difference between God and ma… When we get up to our usual shenan… God always says Frankly my dear, I do give a damn
Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable
There were 102 passengers on the… So why only 101 dalmatians?
As an American I have a posteriori knowledge that Americans pretend without reason to a priori knowledge of the other