Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…
I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock
Once I realized that I wasn’t afraid of sky diving just that my parachute wouldn’t op… I was able to conquer my fear without ever leaving the ground
Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf
The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published
Rare earth metals aren’t actually rare They take their name from the rare earth mettle of ardor, courage, and stamina
Each question on the purity test concludes with the following promp… Which two answers are correct? And you always have the same four choices:
Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade
People who enter a plea of I’m sorry if you were offended are bargaining for a sentence of time served reckoning they’ll have got off sco…
Two roads diverged the one to the left leading up the garden path the one to the right leading down the garden path
To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are
I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…
There is no Status quo But there is Status
The devil’s one job Is making you an offer You can’t refuse And there’s only one thing The devil can’t offer
Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote