If we’re to believe the internet a hero’s journey consists of a hero who goes on an adventure, is victorious in a decisive crisis… and comes home changed or transfor…
It’s a truism that life is a roller coaster ride But it’s also true that unlike a roller coaster things get even more interesting
As mysterious as the caterpillar bursting into the butterfly a lifetime of following all the ru… somehow prepared them to change all the rules
Mid-life crisis: the failure to start hoping you don’t get what you want
Let good intentions be my sword and naivete my shield
The world to come will be Exactly the same But for one startling difference: God’s love will never go unrequite…
When space is finite we need to share which is colloquially known as using the Force When cyberspace is infinite
The people pleaser’s greatest mist… is believing that if you always walk the line you will never have to
They used to pay us A penny for our thoughts But then they realized We would pay them To think for us
You can only tell that People are truly free If they work harder than everyone… Which they do because All of their work
I’m always asking God What is the meaning of life? In response, God looks at my life… What is the meaning of this?
Life = Trial by fire Death = Trial by firing squad
When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops
I’ve always been more interested in who wrote the book of self-love
Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law