Social media has made the famous so accessible that it’s like you can see the face of… but instead of dying you want to take a nap
No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…
Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done
Once the highly educated noticed t… in Buddhism right thought leads to right speech and right ac… it was only a matter of time before Mindfulness became
I was born in the summer of my 47th year coming home to a place my mazel’d ever been before
In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat
It’s not about you; It’s about me– This is how you know She’s breaking up with you It’s not about you;
Saying Get out of your comfort zone to an American is like telling a turtle to get out of its shell
Whenever it looks like the Jews have finally been accepted by their host culture you can be sure that trouble for the Jews
You can watch my disappearing act as long as you’ve turned your back on the light allowing you to see a mere shadow of myself
The faceless horde finds strength in numbers by losing themselves in the crowd But when your numbers are small
I never really knew what postmodern meant until I moved to the internet when from time to time
Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold
The pandemic lockdowns were the pa… and penultimate nonevent because o… limits of human imagination– We could only imagine shutting everything down
Actually, we all died in the pande… Life– I can’t afford not to Pandemic life– I can’t afford to… The afterlife– I can’t afford not…