Whenever an authority figure says It’s my way or the highway I end up wanting to have it both w…
Life = Trial by fire Death = Trial by firing squad
Charlie Brown wants To believe Lucy wants To deceive But maybe, just maybe
As an individual human being I could never really know who you think I am so, I had to imagine it But as a networked cyborg
In Mexico City men never wear shorts and if that’s where my anxiety dreams are set they could represent
In a post-pandemic bid to remain relevant the SATs have removed all true/false questions in acknowledgment that such questi…
It’s become harder than ever to be the court jester– you have to use humor to speak
In theory rule by consensus sounds more democratic but in practice it leads to hung juries
People want the lockdown to be enforced with facial recognition technology because they don’t recognize thems…
It was all systems go in my search for a new belief syst… until I realized all systems go too far
Unlike the Americans and the Engl… who are divided by a common langua… the Americans and the Parisians are divided by a common symptom: disappointment
When people ask me How are you doing? I tell them That’s above my pay grade
Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD
I never believed in automatic writ… until I tried my hand at TikTok and felt an invisible hand gently (as in pleasantly) but insistently (as in relievedly)
If you can convince people that something is inevitable they will behave as if it’s already happened making its eventuality a non-event