Once masks became quote-unquote op… the unmasked were finally unmasked and the masked remained unamalgamated
When at last my colleagues convinced me to go out after work and I’d relaxed enough to drop my… everyone could finally see my helm…
Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski
For our civilization to function everyone must be willing to meet at the disappointed hour where if you’re not five minutes t… you’re early
Accustomed to the view from their… the rich had no idea they were fas… a very steep waterfall
I’m always asking God What is the meaning of life? In response, God looks at my life… What is the meaning of this?
In phase one we lived in order to live In phase two we talked in order to live In phase three,
You can’t make art worth dying for with what art is worth paying for
In the west Since we can’t control time We just buy more time An approach used elsewhere With equally mixed results
I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids
The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul
When anything you think Can and will be used against you The purpose of state-funded educat… Will be learning not to think As the doyens of higher learning
One thing I could do Was need control
The best way to prevent something from happenin… is to convince people that it already did
In fragile civilizations Power is used to acquire status And status is just for decoration In resilient civilizations Self-sacrifice is recognized as th…