As the new Assistant to the Deput… your primary initial responsibilit… 1) Establishing détente between wo… and paleo dietary restriction fact… while maintaining the dining hall’…
My corner of the internet may be infinitesimally small Not even a grain in a brick in the wall Yet still I’m a part
Just because they’re coming to get you doesn’t mean you’re not paranoid
The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…
Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me
A civilization requires a high degree of both technological and cultural develop… So what do you call it when technological development
Google Glass never took because smart phones are a prosthetic for the hands not the eyes
Like anything else immortality has its pros and cons: Our chickens never come home to ro… but our cows never come home eithe…
Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade
In the confession booth I have a confession to make so that I can receive forgiveness In the show trial I have a confession to make up
A rational actor knows a thing or… First, he knows that by definition a solution solves a problem Second, he knows that
All dressed down with nowhere to go
I want to believe in God I believe in UFOs I don’t believe in recycling I don’t want to believe in what th…
Were I not happily married to my Jewish bride I would have happily lived out the rest of my days none the wiser
My ego is too big