Today’s peace movement, in a nutsh… Do what we do Not what we say And we say we come in peace Because we’re mostly peaceful
America’s belief system– The show must go on– comes into focus when you suspend disbelief Because it’s not about justice
People are like whales who have gotten sick of plankton
I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock
You can’t take both forks in the road but you can overpack
At night in the city you can only see three stars but you still have to give them five stars
If you need to be in control Your life becomes a reaction Because human beings can have all… Just as long as It’s damage control
People keep repeating the same mis… Until they learn their lesson But what if the lesson is that History repeats itself? If you’ve skimmed your Nietzsche
My dad was a very religious man He always told me You’ve made your bed now you’ve got to not eat in it
Entire lives can be lived waiting for the other shoe to drop although often this just means you’re being crushed at a snail’s…
I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch
This is a much simpler question than What does a woman want? Hamas wants to kill all Jews in Israel
The tough part about loving someon… is that connection supports autono… It’s tough to love someone enough to grant them their freedom and you can only do so
The last waltz isn’t over until they come waltzing back in
I try to win but I don’t play to win; I play to play