Notice how the giraffe evolved so that its neck is precisely long… to reach the water when it bends d…
In Mexico City men never wear shorts and if that’s where my anxiety dreams are set they could represent
Miss Suzie had a scapegoat The scapegoat was Hillel Miss Suzie went to heaven The scapegoat went to Hello terminator
Updating Nietzsche– If you stare into the abyss at least the abyss stares back at…
First they promised us belonging Afterwards they clarified that they meant You belong to us
In person we can struggle for equality Online we’ve already achieved
We don’t have to take care of our… But we have no choice God doesn’t have to be with us But He always is– The choice is ours
Those who show no compunction are the most gifted at seduction and short of a permanent injunctio… we all face induction by way of their unction
Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…
There’s always a deadline when I read a lifeline so I’ll cut right to the chase: Conjoined with your avatar you will live forever
According to experts There are only seven basic plots Limited to the believable There are no experts on the truth Because the truth
To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off
You’ll know you’re but a prop In someone else’s mise en scene When, after the photo op And the choir’s said amen You’re left to close up shop
You’re not allowed to copy from your neighbor because you’re supposed to copy from your teacher
I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny