The culture war is a cyber war where you can’t tell that you’re behind enemy lines until you’re compelled to read your lines
Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them
Unlike Saul, when the scales fell from my eyes I learned I was a serpent, sheddi…
All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button
The pursuit of fame is the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail
When I was standing in the shallow end I really believed I was all in only later coming to realize
I’ve been running the numbers and the running joke that we’re running the show will keep everyone running in plac… until they all start running for t…
You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie Him in bowling
In the cold war the gravest danger was recklessnes… which we solved with Mutually Assured Destruction The culture war
Like Ikea fur– niture, I am difficult to put together
Knowing that everyone agrees you remind them of indoor furniture on the porch tells you nothing about what each of them thinks of you
It never snows anymore in Baltimore but it did before you left open the refrigerator doo…
Were I not happily married to my Jewish bride I would have happily lived out the rest of my days none the wiser
Trump’s genius is his nothingness which allows him to be everything e.g., He’s America’s inside joke (American democracy was a joke lon…
As the boat overfilled with refuge… was turned away from the harbor each of the onshore demographic gr… had their own routinized, ruthless… but surrounded by my own