In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons
As AI gets smarter and smarter we’ll grow cuter and cuter until like a pug who struggles to breath… we’re too cute for our own good
An overreaction used to tell you who was guilty Now it’s just another link in
The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…
A class marker is always written in permanent marker; in a classless society the permanent marker
When anything you think Can and will be used against you The purpose of state-funded educat… Will be learning not to think As the doyens of higher learning
You can’t give people the benefit of the doubt if you’re incapable of doubting yourself
Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–
My life as ode to permission seeking was just a road to perdition strictly speaking Broadly speaking
I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better
As social animals the central question of our lives asked and answered answered and asked day upon day
My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway
The high strung flaneur gives free advice to the good and good advice to the free
Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle
I was thinking of a logo for my personal brand and I came up with a lightning bug in a glass jar