When people meet me they typically think I’m a sensitive guy but later they realize I’m a time sensitive guy
You can’t break the chain of events but you can break the chain of custody for the chain of events
Until the company’s weekend retrea… I didn’t know that my leadership s… was like never having braces but still wearing a retainer
The never-ending apocalyptic refra… may just be yet another version of death’s denial: The world must be ending
Read between the lines: We are behind enemy lines
Once again, we find ourselves unable to avoid asking– Why do so many people hate Jews to the point of wanting to see the… But let’s refine the question,
Counterintuitively AI’s two primary tasks– No one will ever get bored And Nothing will ever happen–
I never really knew what postmodern meant until I moved to the internet when from time to time
I used to say Nothing to see here but now that I’ve embraced transparency there really is
When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped
Many people think of life as a gift but to me it’s more like
You can’t give people the benefit of the doubt if you’re incapable of doubting yourself
The only way to know you’re not paranoid is to stay connected at all times so you can rest assured
Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”
In the first half of life I tried it your way and succeeded which is how I got over you In the second half of life I did it my way and failed