People will only tell the truth when they think they can get away with it For example, perjury laws only wor… by publicly threatening jail time
The distance between zero and one is infinitely greater than the distance between one and infinity
Either Life imitates art and becomes an exhibition Or Art Imitates Life
God broke in half-way through my prayer and said You’re on mute
It wasn’t until I earned my MBA that I understood the second comin… as an incredible opportunity for r… e.g, think about the implications… Jesus updated from sandals to toe…
I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots
When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…
There are two types of men: Those who lie to deceive and those who by lying tell you what they really believe There is one type of woman:
The struggle to become an individual in no way implies the need to be unique
I always like to know where I stand and I always bring an umbrella that can double
Everyone wants to drive a wedge between the monotheists and the Da… when the only real difference is that the former believe this land was made for you and me
Forecasting the rain in Spain is mainly done in vain
A man starts out lying for instant gratification Inevitably, this progresses to buy… his unending rationalizations
I’m converting to Judaism but I’m a Scorpio so, I have a head start
If they were ever only attacking a… there’d be nor real need for the l… But the act of distorting an idea is always a pretext to the taking… So, you’ll know it’s a strawman fa…