Just because they’re coming to get you doesn’t mean you’re not paranoid
God broke in half-way through my prayer and said You’re on mute
We are hard wired for cooperation to better compete Marxism fails because it enacts a competition
Here’s the deal: You have no say in any of this but that doesn’t mean you can’t still have your way if you learn to see things our way
If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value
You’ll know you’re talking to God When He doesn’t talk back Yet you still have your answer
Friendly competition is heaven on… Culture war is hell on wheels Of time But now that our culture’s wheels… We’ll soon be out of time
The second half of life is a second chance to give as much as I have received
Gracious me! Now that college Has become a finishing school There are no starter homes
Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley
Everybody worships something But that something is amiss Hero worship is one thing But heroin’s an abyss Invisible from the One Ring
How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb? None– We turn to an inner light
In families adept at keeping open secrets no one expects you to state the obvious
When they told me I was one of many I took them to mean I was the one
People can’t really love their ene… but they sure can love the enemy of their enemy which actually gets them awful clo… to universal love anyway