The Borg Queen Has Spoken
Easy to please but problematic to appease
I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed
When people meet me they typically think I’m a sensitive guy but later they realize I’m a time sensitive guy
When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped
Do me a favor and riddle me this: Is he favored to win Because he’s our favorite Or is he our favorite Because he’s favored to win?
The modernist thesis– You’ll know it when you see it The post—modernist antithesis— I can’t believe my own eyes Our current and nameless synthesis…
The last stage of wes– tern civilization was groupthink without groups
Most lives are lived in service to one institution or another but only very recently has this begun to feel
Some families hide the truth in pl… By laughing at it Although it gets confusing for a c… When the truth is a joke That can’t be told
If you feel like you’ve been getting away with something you’ve probably been cheating yourself
The only way to know you’re not paranoid is to stay connected at all times so you can rest assured
No sooner were the gates free of b… than we’d paired off and squared off as fascists vs. totalitarians And as for the dissidents not spoi…
My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough
Where once man strove to move mountains now he settles for making them
When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries