TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans
I was born in the summer of my 47th year coming home to a place my mazel’d ever been before
They say Believing that God has a plan for… Is a fantasy But unless you believe in God His plan for you is
The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:
My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy
I wear black socks On the outside Because black is how I feel In the onside
Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…
This ain’t culture war– it’s one cult in action with two rival factions
We all need to belong somewhere So, we formed online communities And found ourselves belonging nowh… Where once A multitude of One
Learning how to walk is learning how to fall forward while remembering to catch yoursel… again and again Walking is the illusion
I have a different problem: there are no feelings to express my words
Thinking that the purpose of life… things looked good enough on the s… to believe that my life was 24-karat gold Who knew that the purpose of beaut…
Heads I bite my tongue Tails You cut it off
Rule #1- Where God says no, the devil says… And where the devil says no, God… Rule #2- If everybody knows the answers ahe…
After years of therapy I was able to go from survivor’s guilt to thriver’s guilt