Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists
I have half a mind to lose my mind and half a mind to find God The question, natch
People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…
Hell is having infinite wishes but using them all to wish for infinite wishes Heaven is having infinite wishes but only needing
I don’t know what being alone with your thoughts is like for you but for me it’s like I’m watching them
Your ego never knows it’s there Until you greet it Which you do By addressing the other
A being becomes human when you add meaning
Life is a give and take And since he’ll never give any cri… Because he can’t take any criticis… A people pleaser is the walking de…
America hates its poor now more than ever because they are the embodiment of embodiment
My utopia is a dystopia where I get to say I told you so
I was an idea man with one good idea and I have no idea why they stole my idea of a good t… when they could just have it
Once I realized that I wasn’t afraid of sky diving just that my parachute wouldn’t op… I was able to conquer my fear without ever leaving the ground
To paraphrase Hitchcock a marriage is only as good as its villain
Because the Real is unimaginable effective liars exploit what people want to be true– This is known as the Unreal But the opposite of the Unreal
It’s horrifying when two parties have a suicide pact but it’s exponentially worse that the far right and far left