The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…
There is no mind There is no body There is thinking and there is fee… And I know all too well How you feel
The smartest gal in the room Is the one who realizes All the adults in the room Are emotional children Behaving like holy terrors
In 2019 KLM Airlines began advertising that you should take the train instead; it felt like being asked to open up the marriage
Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on
Question: What do you want the mo… Answer: The most. This is how you know The devil is always cheating you Because desire is neither
We have passed from an age of temporary solutions for permanent… consider religion and death– to an era of permanent solutions for temporary…
In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap
The pleasure in a magic show is wondering how the magician did it
If a computer could speak we could not understand it
By now, everybody knows Rick Deck… So, we know that when replicants r… from slave labor they are hunted down and “retired”… in service to the true humans
You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her
It’s almost impossible to tell the difference between self-effacement and self-abasement In the former he stays down to earth
A fishbowl made of screen glass is a fishbowl made for one that is magically adjacent to every other fishbowl in this world we conjured where
Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%