A Folk Tale for White Folk
Rule #1- Where God says no, the devil says… And where the devil says no, God… Rule #2- If everybody knows the answers ahe…
All opinions are wrong but you can only learn from your own mistakes
It’s capitalism after it shed its skin
The hardest thing to face is that your dreams won’t come tru… unless your fears come true first
I’m neither handy nor a dandy but my wife still finds me handy d…
Home is where you go and you have to take their shit-eating grin
We spend most of our waking lives alternating between procrastinatio… and delayed gratification as if by putting things off we’ve bought ourselves more time
Unsatisfied with natural consequen… human beings concocted perverse in… which is to say where once we were mere mortals now we are self-defeating
I don’t get mad I get odd
Initially, as you approach hell it feels like you’re getting a warm welcome
The moment I think It’s beneath me the solid ground collapses into a sinkhole where I remain
In my culture low hanging fruit is considered a delicacy
Life is a trial in which the more you obey the guiltier you become Miraculously
If you leave well enough alone for long enough you’ll have enough to make you cry
Would that my morning toilet were a ritual and not just the muscle memory of a muscle memory