If you want a world that isn’t just a bunch of window dressing don’t have a world in which we’re all constantly being window…
I have what I need I know what I want I do all that I can until my day… My God does all the rest Or
My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game
I don’t have any delusions of grandeur; I have delusions of posthumous grandeur that would retroactively nullify
My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said
Unlike Saul, when the scales fell from my eyes I learned I was a serpent, sheddi…
You seem to have caught me in a gr… But it can’t be at all my fault if As you’ll see in the hieroglyph My back is to the cliff Over which the lemmings drift
Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle
I grew up listening to Barbara St… You don’t bring me flowers anymore and determined I’d never make that… Ten years into marriage my wife sa… Don’t bring me flowers anymore
I was born in the summer of my 47th year coming home to a place my mazel’d ever been before
Woe betide the man who accepts an apology
Our brains are just big enough to operate eight fingers and two thumbs An octopus is smart but if it also had
Known knowns: Who I think you think I am Known unknowns: Who you think I am Unknown unknowns:
I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch
The discomfort that Americans now all evince in one another used to be reserved for old people who get rich quick