We all need to belong somewhere So, we formed online communities And found ourselves belonging nowh… Where once A multitude of One
I can forgive myself anything exce… All of my contingency planning Was contingent upon Sending a contingent of negotiator…
My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese
I was caught between a rock and a hard place unable to decide on a way out Instead, you decided on me
Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf
A rising tide lifts all boats But a rising sea floods all moats
Thinking that the purpose of life… things looked good enough on the s… to believe that my life was 24-karat gold Who knew that the purpose of beaut…
Some families hide the truth in pl… By laughing at it Although it gets confusing for a c… When the truth is a joke That can’t be told
Frequently, God’s light is like sun glare, telling me to slow the heck down
In phase one we lived in order to live In phase two we talked in order to live In phase three,
Physically unscathed after a life of piracy he was forced to lean heavily on his emotional scarring
Higher education purports to prepare you for life when really it exists to indebt you for life, expanding campus ideology
I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof
Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis
All behavior is purposeful and all behavior is self-serving until you realize that all behavior is self-serving which is when you find out what ha…