Apocalypse now in the eternal now
I’m neither handy nor a dandy but my wife still finds me handy d…
I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown
Gaslight, gas bright First-class I seek tonight I wish I may I wish I might Have the wishful thought
People need to be a part of someth… And light is both a particle and a… Surfing, then, is a mystical union… But the internet is a tsunami And surfing the web a death wish
The first thing you’re taught is t… you can make some of the people drink Coke all of the time and you can make all of the people drink Coke some of the time but
Once masks became quote-unquote op… the unmasked were finally unmasked and the masked remained unamalgamated
Breathe in not out
Before the culture war you could talk to someone anyone say what you think and, when necessary, append a
My astrologer credited her work wi… for the discovery of a thirteenth… Jello the Jellyfish which shares the sting of my erstw… but is distinguished by a spineles…
The truth will set you free but consensus will get you academi… i.e., tenure
Life is either A whole lotta nothing Or a whole lotta love Nothing could be easier than love Then again
Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns
No one ever told the truth but not a one of us were liars because we always spoke exclusivel… in the future tense
A charmed half-life is the time taken to lower your expectations to half their original value