If you can get what you want you’re selling yourself short
A fishbowl made of screen glass is a fishbowl made for one that is magically adjacent to every other fishbowl in this world we conjured where
When they drew a winner It looked like we’d won By the luck of the draw But we came by our good fortune The honest way:
I always thought everybody was saying It’s better to be safe, then sorry
When words fail you’re getting close to the truth But we’re just about to talk ourselves into
In the battle between good and evil good appears to be playing for a tie Evil,
Politics has become another form of showbiz but while the showman should always leave them wanting more the politician knows to
The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…
Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…
America’s belief system– The show must go on– comes into focus when you suspend disbelief Because it’s not about justice
In the end no one could be held accountable for the catastrophe not because there weren’t plenty of warning signs
The climate change deniers missed the boat on all the ocean front property in Arizon…
If you’ve been put in an impossibl… Consider the possibility that you Have been asked to do the impossib… And that a good leader Would never ask you to do
I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork
In 2019 KLM Airlines began advertising that you should take the train instead; it felt like being asked to open up the marriage