Men are from Mars Women are from everywhere else
If you travel through time it’s always the best of times and the worst of times; it’s just the ratio
Can’t buy me love but you can buy me likes
If only hate were but bone deep we could bury it with the bones But hate is buried deep in the sou… with which it reincarnates like a perennial crop of invasive…
The heat of mutual disdain that always sustained us in person has cooled with depersonalized cam… that detain us via cursor
It’s capitalism after it shed its skin
I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better
Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers
All behavior is purposeful and all behavior is self-serving until you realize that all behavior is self-serving which is when you find out what ha…
She went to law school; I bet it all on brick ov– en pita and lost
If it’s not anticlimactic it wasn’t worth all the effort
They say love it or leave it yet what do you do if you love your country but it leaves you
When they locked down the third pl… (Houses of worship) And made the first two places (Home and work) Into one place
You have your Mr. Fix-It and your Mr. Learn-To-Live-With-It
It’s the odd couple that isn’t always trying to even the score