We’re not in control so we try to take control which leaves us feeling out of con… But it’s because anything can happ… that we can do anything
If Meta has its way Meta will be to the metaverse as God is to the universe Of course if you look God in the face
One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…
In the act of creating new life men presage their relationship with death
We ask people How are you doing? because it’s the easiest way to prevent them from actually telling us how they are doing
If life is the in-breath and death the out-breath we presume that by ridding ourselves of death we’ll live an infinite in-breath
People thought they could finally come and go as they pleased if they could just be rid of the g… only to find in their absence not just more and bigger gates
Believing that one can use social media for good is like thinking one can live in the Matrix without fueling the Machines
In a failed democracy the one thing both sides can agree on is that the real traitors are the loyal opposition
Everybody worships something But that something is amiss Hero worship is one thing But heroin’s an abyss Invisible from the One Ring
When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
Knowing that everyone agrees you remind them of indoor furniture on the porch tells you nothing about what each of them thinks of you
When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops
Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…
Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done