Putin lost his mind then he lost his war then he lost his job or Putin dropped the mask
Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns
When a tone deaf authority insists you watch your tone it’s because they would never ask you to do something they aren’t already doing themselv…
My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game
In the first take of Braveheart’s… Mel Gibson directed William Wall… “Freedom and responsibility!” But as a practiced antisemite Gibson quickly realized his error
My life used to be An open book Now it’s an open state secret
The high strung flaneur gives free advice to the good and good advice to the free
Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries
Death and danger are our lot Look at what my kid can do is what’s been wrought
Because I was both my private and public self I was neither and my trail went cold from there But now that there are neither
I am not who I think I am I am not who you think I am And I am not even who I think you… I am who I-Am-Who-I-Am thinks I…
If Star Wars is actually told From R2-D2’s perspective Then our only hope Is that God lets us go on believi… We are more powerful
AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it
We subtract to find the difference But at bottom There is no difference Leaving it up to us To make a difference
Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on