In the New Age everybody knows that everything happens for a reason but nobody knows the reason so, everybody pastes together
In days gone by we said you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink In these more opportune times it’s widely understood that
Civilization began when a discussion group convened to debate the meaning of the phras… The less said, the better
The decisive moment at the gates o… is exactly like the denouement in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? but with one twist To make you feel the pressure
People need to be a part of someth… And light is both a particle and a… Surfing, then, is a mystical union… But the internet is a tsunami And surfing the web a death wish
Whenever an authority figure says It’s my way or the highway I end up wanting to have it both w…
Putin lost his mind then he lost his war then he lost his job or Putin dropped the mask
Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”
My wife I mean my life Is a fulfillment of dreams Where I wish I were wearing pants
Ours is a culture of low tolerance masquerading as a culture of low risk tolerance
Skulls of Roman glad– iators indicate high rates of C.T.E.
People don’t have beliefs, they ha… beliefs are just how we relate to… More simply: I am a relationship to desire
You will know You are in the fight of your life When fighting it Is more important Than winning it
Where once an artist was a creator she is now a creative because a noun requires a verb and we’re meant to do nothing which pays well on the internet
I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized