Takeoff always happens just as we are running out of runway
Do me a favor and riddle me this: Is he favored to win Because he’s our favorite Or is he our favorite Because he’s favored to win?
You can tell that the far right Borg and the far left Borg are one Borg because Donald Trump
Lunch is born free but everywhere is in chain restaurants
The human brain has 100 trillion synaptic connections which sounds like a lot but it’s only 0.0000000005% of the universe’s 200 billion tril…
In the beginning God said Let there be light A week later In the Garden of Eden
It would have been enough Had God merely kept His promises But since He knows a thing or two About human psychology God always under-promises and over…
When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job
A smart phone is 1/7 billionth of a doomsday machine
When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs
In communist Russia no one wanted to be seen to be the first person to stop clapping for Stalin In America today
I know I think, Therefore I am All knowing Unless
“Life”, as it’s come to be known,… And ends with a grand finale But in between there’s just a lot… And grandiloquent small talk But there are grand plans for a se…
As the public version of one’s pri… social media is the recurring drea… of showing up at work without any… come true
Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis