To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible
If you do the right thing you won’t be rewarded but you will be enabled
It’s almost impossible to tell the difference between self-effacement and self-abasement In the former he stays down to earth
My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway
I believe in the great man theory of history because the good man theory of history is so obviously false
I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized
At bottom freedom consists of the possibility that you are wrong
If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted
The pleasure in a magic show is wondering how the magician did it
Nobody remembers how to forgive Because posting on social media Is an act of seeking approval
When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops
The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published
My wife fixed me with a stare that said Really, what haven’t you done for…
The amygdala tags memories such th… emotional events receive priority so when you rely on how you rememb… you’re trusting how you felt as if it weren’t always the case t…
More and more it feels as if we are teetering between 1984 and… but 84-33=51 bringing us to 1951 the actual lone year in question