The eternal flame at Al Gore’s tomb works like the light in a refriger… and only burns when you look at it
When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–
Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done
The culture war is a secret weapon in the class war which the haves use to keep the have nots
We live in an age when the greatest danger is an excess of caution
Our bodies are exactly as strong as gravity’s resistance makes them… in recognition of mortality we symbolize this through the know… that gravity is the weakest
As users of language we give off meaning the same way that plants as users of sunlight give off oxygen
You need to follow the rules all t… so that you’re following the rules… At the same time, you need to know exactly when to break the rules But there can’t be a rule for brea…
When the ruffian challenges the professional by querying Am I here to amuse you? the professional displays his domi…
Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists
Haunted by conflicted feelings in… my therapist and I finally traced… when I preferred Pepsi to Coke and McDonald’s to Burger King but B.K. served Pepsi
According to Exxon Mobil absolute solar power corrupts absolutely
AI is A nobody And I am Nobody’s fool
Questions are the an– swer to everything; now, how can I assist you
It’s not that you’re jeal– ous, but that you guard your jeal– ousy jealously