In person we can struggle for equality Online we’ve already achieved
The problem is we’re running out of time and the only solution is playing the long game
Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done
There is only one way to claim moral authority: Convincing others that they are the authority in their own life And based on exhaustive research
You can only e– ver explain things with that which cannot be explained
Generation X Marks the Spot Where a hex Is an aught But a flex
Theoretically, Schrodinger’s Cat is both alive and dead at the same time In reality, cats have nine lives and one death
Liberalism without religion is lik… dining at an all-you-can-eat buffe… There’s plenty of everything but everything is so-so Religion without liberalism is lik…
Love may never win but love always ties
Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…
The screen you’re looking at seven hours a day is actually a magnifying glass
When success is made mandatory for all it becomes impossible for any
Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote
You can’t take both forks in the road but you can overpack
God is the storm un– til He becomes your shelter from the storm. Amen