Rest assured AI will give us exactly what we d… Because the devil is gentle but fa… Whereas God is tough but more tha…
God said satis– faction guaranteed; religion is all the fine print
The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter
When space is finite we need to share which is colloquially known as using the Force When cyberspace is infinite
In a failed democracy the one thing both sides can agree on is that the real traitors are the loyal opposition
Why would they still offer A penny for our thoughts When they can buy in bulk
The true test of power today is whether or not you can be forced to accept a forced apology
Whenever an authority figure says It’s my way or the highway I end up wanting to have it both w…
When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school
The pandemic lockdowns were the pa… and penultimate nonevent because o… limits of human imagination– We could only imagine shutting everything down
One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”
Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD
The human condition is either thinking that we’re free when we’re actually held captive or thinking that we’re captive when we’re actually free
Your ego never knows it’s there Until you greet it Which you do By addressing the other
My mid-life crisis is the fear that my tombstone epit… Like chicken, he went with everyth…