I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown
There are no atheists in foxholes; the world is a foxhole
The amygdala tags memories such th… emotional events receive priority so when you rely on how you rememb… you’re trusting how you felt as if it weren’t always the case t…
As the boat overfilled with refuge… was turned away from the harbor each of the onshore demographic gr… had their own routinized, ruthless… but surrounded by my own
The easiest way to tell that climate change is a new religion is that it allows for plenty of missed deadlines
We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal
Actually marr– iage is like riding a tan– dem unicycle
Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys
My psychic told me I needed to ta… I said I already knew that I came here to look before I leap
Home is where you go and you have to take their shit-eating grin
The crucial ingredient for random mutation to drive evolution is a surplus of time But nothing
“You want fries with that?” used to be a line to mock the working poor How ironic that “You want fries with that?”
As you age getting enough exercise in futility becomes more and more a portent
I won the day when my antagonist branded me a reactionary because, of course, I’m an overreactionary
The Fed has one lever to pull– interest rates– to keep all of us consuming