Actually, we all died in the pande… Life– I can’t afford not to Pandemic life– I can’t afford to… The afterlife– I can’t afford not…
The worst part about giving every kid in little league a trophy is the way it has emptied all the… out of acquiring
Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off
The only way to know you’re not paranoid is to stay connected at all times so you can rest assured
It would have been enough Had God merely kept His promises But since He knows a thing or two About human psychology God always under-promises and over…
I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better
Why would they still offer A penny for our thoughts When they can buy in bulk
I wasn’t born to follow mainly because I would never go through a red light
My curated self has asked me for a divorce
When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs
Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist
If the truth were merely regarded as false it might still have found its purpose but once degraded into
Charles Horton Cooley said “I am not what I think I am and I am not what you think I am; I am what I think you think I am” Before the like button
You both cause and cure real self-… by performing fake self-loathing for an online audience The cure takes when you’ve no authentic self left
The American far left lacks a unifying Great Leader because as a cult of narcissists each disparate member belongs to their own