Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law
The realist doesn’t look at clouds… that describes the escapist The realist looks at clouds and se… from her childhood
When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick
For our civilization to function everyone must be willing to meet at the disappointed hour where if you’re not five minutes t… you’re early
God broke in half-way through my prayer and said You’re on mute
You can’t study for the purity test but you can copy from your neighbor
The truth is always at a disadvant… because while you can harness truth in service of a lie you can’t tell lies
While loved ones may or may not have the chance to say goodbye to the
Life is either A whole lotta nothing Or a whole lotta love Nothing could be easier than love Then again
Privacy is when everyone can see you but no one is watching Surveillance is when no one can see you
We like to think That the solution to our problems Is coming together As one human family When this whole time
We are all of us unreliable narrators Some of us just make a living at it
When anything you think Can and will be used against you The purpose of state-funded educat… Will be learning not to think As the doyens of higher learning
The culture war is a total war burning down everything from sea to shining sea
The world to come will be Exactly the same But for one startling difference: God’s love will never go unrequite…