When Strutting Your Stuff Is Just a Step Towards Selling Your Stuff
Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose
The culture war is a secret weapon in the class war which the haves use to keep the have nots
People understand that their socia… depends on their phone but they wrongly believe that the existential question at h… is the familiar
You need to follow the rules all t… so that you’re following the rules… At the same time, you need to know exactly when to break the rules But there can’t be a rule for brea…
You need a high in– come to claim the moral high ground on your taxes
The difference between poisonous snakes and venomous human beings is that when the snake bites you and explains
I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine
They can kick you out and send you to Siberia but they can’t kick God out of Siberia
I never believed in automatic writ… until I tried my hand at TikTok and felt an invisible hand gently (as in pleasantly) but insistently (as in relievedly)
I used to pretend that Kafka’s The Trial was my favorite book but these days I bring a courtroom stenographer with me
It should come as no surprise when the Emperor with no clothes e… Off with their threads!
I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…
When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job
If you want a world that isn’t just a bunch of window dressing don’t have a world in which we’re all constantly being window…
It’s not about you; It’s about me– This is how you know She’s breaking up with you It’s not about you;