I’ll give you the forest And I’ll take the trees You save the whales And I’ll keep the bees The sand in your eyes
My dreams are no longer about wish fulfillment but about the Amazon fulfillment center
The one path to a sustainable future is understanding that people will only agree to cuts in their standard of livin…
Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis
What if I could just do no wrong Then surely, I’d still get to bel… Perforce, I did nothing And found myself bluffing Whenever I needed to be strong
If dreams are the fulfillment of wishes you aren’t allowed to make then daydreams are the fulfillment of wishes
When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie
We spend most of our waking lives alternating between procrastinatio… and delayed gratification as if by putting things off we’ve bought ourselves more time
When you cut the umbilical cord children remain reliant on their p… until they start to become self-re… by attaching to their friends as a step towards the full self-re…
I used to pretend that Kafka’s The Trial was my favorite book but these days I bring a courtroom stenographer with me
If you can convince people that something is inevitable they will behave as if it’s already happened making its eventuality a non-event
I will gladly suffer fools for love
It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds
American Express changed its slog… “Don’t leave home without it” to “Don’t live life without it” in acknowledgement that
Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker