After the sexual revolution men thought they could finally get what they want AND what they… while women believed they could at… get what they need AND what they…
You can only e– ver explain things with that which cannot be explained
It would have been enough Had God merely kept His promises But since He knows a thing or two About human psychology God always under-promises and over…
Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…
In this earthly abode ‘Twas sadness that flowed With each new download Of binary code To ease our workload
The best way to prevent something from happenin… is to convince people that it already did
There is the rule of law Which is self-explanatory Or there is the law of rule Which will always be explained to…
When you move fast and break thing… broken things can’t move dividing us into those who can’t move and those who are unmoved
Putin lost his mind then he lost his war then he lost his job or Putin dropped the mask
In inter-family feuds eventually the gloves come off but in intra-family feuds the masks come off
When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…
It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect
God is the world’s only super-bower
The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:
It’s not that we’ve abolished death but we’ve made it a mere formality