All sense of control is an illusio… except for the control you feel in letting go of your need for contro… handing it over to God or to other people
Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one
Mysticism, esoteric knowledge, these are euphemisms for what’s hiding in plain sight: We are not alone
Questions are the an– swer to everything; now, how can I assist you
The difference between a materiali… Is that a materialist finds it rat… That dark matter and energy must b… Because it makes their calculation… But fears they’ll never find it
The state of nature, where there’s Something for everyone To fear Monotheism, where there’s Something for everyone
God doesn’t make mistakes; God makes people People make mistakes And learn from them that God doesn’t make mistakes
Your life is just a reflection of… So, imagine what would happen if The first cause was your first pri… In the beginning It just might cause you
In the world to come The United Nations will finally r… If you can’t beat ‘em Join ‘em
Afraid that everything I wanted was nothing to write home about I was left with nothing to write home about
I was happily feeding at the trough when I noticed it had been filled with finger food
It’s become harder than ever to be the court jester– you have to use humor to speak
It is said that The truth will set you free And while this may be true It goes without saying that Lies will give you power over othe…
When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance
When hell freezes over we’ll all skate on our sins
