In this age of relentless people p… the merest exercise of reason is always a form of treason
Everything on the internet is too… To call Leaving everything undecided But for this– We should all be worried
I used to think the way it works i… if it’s true then you believe it Later, I thought if you believe it
Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”
We used to have the haves and the have nots But then the haves were further subdivided into the haves and the have to
Physicists insist that time can flow both forward and backward So, I always insist on sitting in the backward facing seats of th… because I need to be able to see
This is going nowhere so, by all means let’s keep going
Solitary confinement is cruel and unusual punishment which is why they lock the cell but if they put you in solitary confinement
The baton is a scroll that says– among other things– The road goes on forever Heaven is
They used to pay us A penny for our thoughts But then they realized We would pay them To think for us
I wasn’t shocked when scientists announced that a universe already infinitely… could still be expanding because I do have an ego
After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,
We are connected therefore I think I am A nexus without a group
A mid-life crisis happens when you realize that life is a treadmill which keeps speeding up until you fall off
If people tell you what they plan to do and you don’t believe them it’s because pretending they don’t really mean it